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There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who remarked to his girl "you're a tight one"
She replied "'Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one!"

2007-10-05 22:10:50 · 9 answers · asked by hcchenery 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

I love limericks.Here's one for you.
There was a young lady called Brigid
Whose sex life was apt to be frigid
So they used to begin
With a bottle of gin
Till the boyfriend ( Not Brigid ) was rigid.

2007-10-05 22:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1 0

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2016-12-14 08:56:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thanks for that little limerick.

I have used limericks to teach my students English, however I do not and will not use limericks like the one you have so kindly provided here.

Sure, the catch line delivers - but in no way is this "sick."

2007-10-05 22:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by WMD 7 · 0 0

Quite a funny joke, nice one.

2007-10-06 04:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 0

Good One and keep them coming dear,
That was fantastic

2007-10-05 22:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

xcellent, got any more
starred

2007-10-05 23:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha funny

2007-10-05 23:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

hahaha!!! sick but funny!

2007-10-05 22:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

More please and have a Star

2007-10-06 00:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 0

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