Should we invade Canada?

Question

Think about it:
1. No resistance. The Canadians are wusses. They might throw flowers at us and whine, that is it.
2. Rich oil reserves.
3. Land to expand our growing population.
4. Secure the N. American continent.
5. More natural resources.
6. Spread Christianity and American values.
7. Help them and make them prosper.

I believe we should and can do this.
YEA OR NEA?

BTW, it would be a great warmup for new recruits. Any other reasons we should invade Canada? And do you want to invade Canada? Yea or nea?

Actually, I think most Canadians would love to be the next several states into the USA instead of oppose us. They would happily become Americans.

Answer 1

YEA.

It would take 15-20 Southerners with shotguns about 45 minutes to take over Canada. We would just need to tell them that if they are successful they can have all the beer they can drink.

We would then rape all their natural resources and send all our refuse to the Great White North for burial.

We would also pardon any illegal immigrants in this country if they agree to go there to live.

I disagree that we should spread Christianity and American values. That has already been done with poor results. New Canada should be nonsectarian and should have no values whatsoever. Sort of like Las Vegas.

Answer 2

Isn't it what Usa do for a living ? Appropriating itself natural resources of other nations for their own benefits by selling them a faked democracy... How Christianity and American values are related ?? By American values, you mean becoming pricks, getting fat, uneducated and artificial, or else ? please be more precise. How can you make somebody else prosper then all you have in USA are debts and over valuated dollars going down on a daily basis ? I believe Canadians are too educated to tolerate fascist US propaganda, you should prepare more jail in that case or reinstate slavery.

Answer 3

You know, of all the things that the US could do us, the spread of 'Christianity and American values' is just about the scariest thing that could possibly happen, especially if you are representative of that. I don't know one single Canadian who would rather be an American, yet time and time again, I meet Americans who would rather be Canadians. What does that tell you? Well, likely nothing, because I'm fairly sure you have nothing beyond a grade seven education and can't figure it out anyway. BTW, congrats on learning how to turn on your computer - whoo hoo!

Answer 4

Lol u got it all planned out don't u? okay so here it goes we raid through and u lead the way and we're right behind u really....if it looks liek we're no tmoving we're jsut staying far away for protection...1-2-3- RUN!

Answer 5

Benedict Arnold, yes that Benedict Arnold, tried during the American revolution. The Canadians sent him running back to the US in disgrace.

Answer 6

Gosh, every time Americans have tried invading Canada, they just got beaten back and defeated. They've learned their lesson.

CANADA - The Russia of North America

Answer 7

I live not too far from the Canadian border. It seems as though they are invading us. They're swaggering around throwing money at anything that moves. Drinking all our beer and buying all our women. I don't mean to whine around, but I wish they'd stop.

Answer 8

IMO, Canada is the same as the US (formerly made up of western European settlers, colonists etc)......its just that they're not as powerful as the US because they formed as a country much later and much of their land is not livable.

Answer 9

Dude, if you ran out of beer, just go to the nearest Vons or Ralphs store; you don't have to invade Canada...

Answer 10

Most definitely, who do they think they are - anyway. They have alway thought themselves above Americans for that alone we should invade. And answer me this, if any of you that do not think we should invade, name one word that rhymes with Canada even the soda mfg.co. came up empty and just stated it was "dry" (Canada Dry) and could their humour be any more dry?