Today, while stuck in traffic (again) on the 60, I noticed that the little Honda in front of me was giving too much room in front of him. Cars kept getting in front of him, and so in front of me. I knew it was a "him" because I was focusing all my psychic powers and ray gun eyes into his rear view mirror, hoping upon hope that he knew that the gas pedal was on the right.
Then, I noticed it. Two fish emblems on the back of his car.
One had "Jesus" in the middle and one had "Christ" in the middle. Blood starting to boil. Smoke, I am sure was escaping with a hiss out of my ears. Yea, I wanted at that moment to just ram into him.
But,,, then I got it. The fish emblems were centered on the "H" for Honda. "Jesus" "H" "Christ".
I laughed for the next twenty minutes I was behind him, and wouldn't dare allow anyone between us so that I could keep laughing until traffic broke.
So, what do you think the chances are that this guy was an atheist?
2007-10-05 16:57:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
just me. usually i don't say anything to people like you, but, i have to say this, it is "Voila", not "walla". try reading a book or something, please, and may your god bless you
2007-10-05 17:16:23 · update #1
lol-to close to zero---but still it was a good thing---look how your attitude changed toward the day--might be the one time you were tempted to say thank god-laughing harder now---enjoy the night
2007-10-05 17:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by lazaruslong138 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Oh, he's gotta be one of the good guys alright, an atheists sure as sheet.
I had a similar experience, only I was driving the car with the funny. I was stuck in one of those gas lines from years ago, and I was driving a red beat up old VW bug. The person who was behind me had Canadian plates, and she been trying to cut in line and was pissed at having to take her turn, and when she got behind me, suddenly I looked in my rear view mirror and she was just laughing so hard I thought she would explode.
My car had a bumper sticker on it that said, "Save a seal. Eat a Canadian."
I guess she had a good sense of humor after all!
I loved yours though. Jesus H Christ. Has it ever been established what the "H" stands for?
Ciao, Lady Morgana )0(
2007-10-05 17:52:08 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar experience once.
The traffic lights changed from red to green, but the guy in the car in front of me wasn't paying attention; he was leering at his rear-view mirror, which was probably focused at me. I felt uncomfortable; the mid-day sun was smoking hot and the tar road beneath my feet felt like a frying pan put on low simmer; I couldn't take it any more; I gave the man the finger. He frowned and revved-up the engine of his car and drove off. As his car pulled away, I saw a sticker on his car's dirty bumper.
It said, "lighten up."
I pulled up my bike next to the pavement and lit a cigarette.
I deduced that the guy must've been an atheist.
2007-10-05 17:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your token Christian checking on my Sweet Scottish Boy! Walla? Voila! I just added "Just Me" to my blocked list. For all I know the guy worshipped the Great Sheep and was in a borrowed car. Still funny.
2007-10-06 16:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to be an Atheist to realize Christianity is a joke.
But I've never seen those fishies say Jesus or Christ on em, so i'm guessing it was an intentional joke too.
Funny stuff.
2007-10-05 17:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mocking that most people won't catch is my favourite kind. I can't imagine he was a real christian although I suppose he could have been one of those "other christians". Chances are he was a non believer of some type.
2007-10-05 17:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. I wouldn't deface my car for the sake of a joke. Imagine all the christians coming up to you for a friendly chat. Sounds like a nightmare.
2007-10-05 17:01:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
That's good enough to prompt a person to go buy a Honda!
2007-10-05 17:34:58 · answer #8 · answered by Michael da Man 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL... that is priceless.
Either he was an atheist or a very good-humored Christian.
Oh man, shadowkat, give me a break! I drive like that too, and I'm an atheist, so there. :p
2007-10-05 17:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
maybe not. maybe it was an accidental placement that he did not put together that way. maybe he did not view it as Jesus H Christ. maybe he did. with him allowing all the cars in front of him though it sounds as if he is a Christian
2007-10-05 17:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by shadowkat6927 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋