Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan................Searching for the cat.
Cauterize..............Made eye contact with her.
Colic..................A sheep dog.
Coma...................A punctuation mark.
D&C....................Where Washington is.
Dilate.................To live longer than your kids do.
Enema..................Not a friend.
Fester.................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.................A small lie.
G.I.Series.............World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...............What you hang your coat on.
Hospital...............The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Frank's lumber mill.
Impotent...............Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain.............Getting hurt at work.
Morbid.................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...............Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff..........A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node...................I knew it.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery.
Secretion..............Hiding something
Tablet.................A small table to change babies on.
Seizure................Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness.......Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor..................More than one.
Urine..................Opposite of mine.
Varicose...............Near by.
2007-10-05 16:25:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi de ho hahaha, like it
2007-10-06 04:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Medical Terms
2016-10-06 09:57:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorites -
Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome.
Seizure................Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
=D
2007-10-06 06:15:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it meant laugh out loud or lots of love ... I would be a terrible nurse Imagine bottom of discharge notes enjoy your journey and LOL .
2016-04-07 06:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha Cauterize Star for you
2007-10-05 18:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by notsonormalgrl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that Fibula one. I can hear a hill billy sayin that
lol
2007-10-05 16:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by This Gurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuuuuunnnnyyyyyy!
:)
2007-10-05 16:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by not at home 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-10-05 16:59:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i love the seizure thing
star4u
2007-10-05 16:31:31 · answer #9 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pelvis.................Second cousin to Elvis(thats cute im gonna star you
2007-10-06 01:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's a messed up list
2007-10-05 16:38:36 · answer #11 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋