Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another man, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing . We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another man,and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced we take half a heart out of one person, put it in another man,and have both of them looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind us. We just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
2007-10-05 13:26:13 · 14 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BRILLIANT i loved it !!
I am going to use that joke over here (England) but change the address to
10 Downing Street.
2007-10-05 22:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by ROSE.UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off, 'google'-ing a few statistics is NOT called doing a study. Secondly, restrictions are in place for a reason. Will you allow US doctors to openly test products and procedures on all forms of animals without opposition? If so, maybe we can make some breakthroughs. Libs cry when they see a sad monkey or a polar bear on an ice cap. Stock footage that they show once every decade to pump more money out of the left fringe. We either drop restrictions completely or keep them up and hinder ourselves. I sorta agree with you on this.
2016-04-07 06:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lo that was ssoo funny,but watch out for the FBI,never mind before they get you I'll give you a star.
2007-10-05 13:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one
2007-10-05 22:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by henridog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but sadly it's also true ! Gets a star from me.
2007-10-05 14:34:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 13:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh so true have a star
2007-10-05 23:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe your a funny kiddo
2007-10-05 13:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow wasn't expecting that. peace on earth
2007-10-05 13:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-10-05 13:48:54 · answer #10 · answered by Narisha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋