A schoolteacher is asking her class of 7 year olds to give her a sentence using the word "Contagious". Lttle Jimmy puts his hand up and says, "I was off school last month because I had measles, which is contagious". "Very good", says teacher, "Anyone else?". Little katie puts her hand up and says, "There's been an outbreak of Foot and Mouth disease on a farm near us, which is contagious". "Very good" said teacher, "Just one more?". Little Sean (whose family's just moved over from Ireland) says, "Yes miss, the fella next door to us is painting the front of his house, but he's only using a 2 inch paintbrush, and me father said, "Jaysus Christ, it's gonna take the contagious".
2007-10-05 12:30:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one! star!!
2007-10-05 12:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 1 4 u
Little Johnny goes to school one day and the teacher has a brown paper bag
She reaches her hand in it and says it's round, it's got a stem, and it's got a leaf.
Little Johnny raises his hand and says it's an apple, it's an apple.
Then he says now let me give you one.
He reaches his hand in his pocket and says it's round, it's hard , and it's got a head.
The teacher says OH Johnny that's disgusting.
Little Johnny says no it's a penny but I like the way you're thinking.
2007-10-05 12:43:42 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Did anyone else put on an Irish accent when reading the last bit!!?? =D
2007-10-06 03:09:42 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite a funny joke, nice one.
2007-10-06 04:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 13:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very good joke magic
2007-10-05 23:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rats love Irish jokes, but didn't get that one.
2007-10-05 12:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-05 23:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a bigger brush .lol
2007-10-05 12:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you'll find it's Jesus Christ.
2007-10-05 12:34:37 · answer #10 · answered by Spotlight 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋