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would you still consider yourself single?

2007-10-05 12:27:20 · 10 answers · asked by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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LOL!
Me and my mom got an inflatable guy (not the sex kind, he has no genitalia) at the magic and joke shop, and we call him
"Burt" because he has a mustache and facial feature like Burt Reynolds, plus a painted-on hairy chest, lol.
We use him to play different jokes on ppl, and dress him up with a baseball cap and stuff and drive with him in the passenger seat of the car. You should see people's double-takes!
LMAO it's hilarious!

2007-10-05 12:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by tiny pup 5 · 3 0

That depends if the inflatable man is attractive lol jk. I would still consider myself single.

2007-10-05 19:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Um, yea. I'd still call myself single. I probably wouldn't even use the inflatable man... creepy.

2007-10-05 19:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1 1

I hope you are joking. If not joking....
Let us know how it was on your first date.
It seems like you met a winner, he will never talk back.
Congrats. Let me know when your wedding date is and I'll send you your first inflatable kid.

2007-10-05 19:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by Ann K 3 · 3 0

ummm ya... bc i would take it bak the next day... and get a bunch of money and then spend it on an inflatable pie...


oooo u didnt see that comin did ya???

2007-10-05 19:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 3 0

Interesting question ther Mahoganychick, what made you ask that question anyway?

2007-10-06 13:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would paste a picture of my ex's face on it, and use it as a Voodoo doll.

2007-10-05 19:30:10 · answer #7 · answered by zen 7 · 5 0

I'd keep it. It may be better than some real men!

2007-10-05 20:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Yes, after I knifd him until he deflated

2007-10-05 19:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I'd throw it back and ask for something better

2007-10-05 19:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by And For A Moment I Am Happy 6 · 1 1

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