one of them, how many will be left??
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ?None, they all fly away with the first gun shot?
The teacher replies ?The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.?
Then Little Johnny says ?I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married??
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ?Well I suppose the one that?s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone?
To which Little Johnny replied, ?The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.?
2007-10-05 12:14:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, i love you skycat i so needed this
2007-10-05 12:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Elizabeth (the jewish princess) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i 4 u
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
2007-10-05 12:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lmfao heres one for u
little jonny and his parents are going to see the neighbours new baby
before they go out jonnys dad sits him down and says: the little boy next door was born with no ears so dont be nasty focus on his good points and make our neigbour proud
little jonny agrees and off they go to see the new baby
when they get there little jonny coos over the baby
why what beutiful blonde curls he has was he born with them ? he asks
yes replies the mother it was a shock when he came out.
aww says jonny what beautiful eyes he has... can he see perfectly?
yes replies the mother the doctor says he has 20/20 vision.
wicked says jonny
coz hed be fucked if he had to wear glasses!!:P
2007-10-06 23:44:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard before many a times.
2016-04-07 06:18:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Thnxx for the laugh
I was feeling a little depressed *tehe*
I wish I could give u 3 stars that just made me crack up
You gots a star! :D
2007-10-05 12:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Quite a funny joke, nice one.
2007-10-06 04:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 14:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As soon as I started to read it, I remembered it. I is still one of the best.
2007-10-05 21:47:38 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell so so joke but ok on YA and see how many stars?
2007-10-05 12:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahaha funny lol
2007-10-05 21:22:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋