2007-10-05 11:49:19 · 25 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You need the Lard's Prayer
The Lard is my shortening; I shall not want
It maketh me a pie of the flaky layers; it leadeth me to fry hostess Twinkies, It melts quick on flame low
It leadeth me on the path of deep frying cause it tastes great.
Yea though I walk through the store full of trans fats and snacks, I will fear no oil for the pork is with me; Thy smell and thy taste they comfort me.
I prepareth a table of food in the presence of my family: We had chicken and home cooked fries; my mouth runneth over.
Surely good food and low carbs will follow me all the days of my life: and I will cook using pork fat forever.
2007-10-05 18:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who's Lard?
2007-10-05 11:52:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put it in a pot on the stove and melt it. Then I toss chicken parts in flour and throw them in the pot. 10 minutes later I have delicious fried chicken. I can't think of a better way to worship the Lard.
2007-10-05 11:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by chazzychef 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the St. Louis area (where I live), some older people pronounce "or" sounds like "ar" sounds, meaning to them lard and lord are homophones.
2007-10-05 11:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by HandsOnCelibacy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't worship lard. I don't think anybody else does either.
2007-10-05 12:30:24 · answer #5 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The can of Crisco has it's own special shelf in the cupboard complete with candles and rose petals; after all.. it is the lard...
2007-10-05 11:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Typo or joke. I hate lard I don't even cook with the stuff, but the LORD is great !
2007-10-05 11:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I dont worship "LARD" or any kind of oils or fats
2007-10-05 11:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well since they took the crack out of the McDonald's french fries, it's been really difficult to worship.
2007-10-05 12:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Lord? I worship Him with the highest form of prayer there is: the Holy Mass.
2007-10-05 11:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by Danny H 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋