Sheep
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The Man hangs up and gives it some thought.
He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his lorry, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the lorry again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day having sex with the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the lorry and one of them is beeping the horn."
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2007-10-05 11:34:15 · 18 answers · asked by daffydd max 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One good sheep joke deserves another!
Why do sheep ranchers in Montana wear Levis button fly jeans?
A. because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!
2007-10-05 11:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by parkermbg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your question made me laugh so hard when I first read it. Sheep don't work for me but counting to ten over and over while picturing the written numbers does.
2016-04-07 06:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good have a Star
2007-10-05 21:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good have a star
2007-10-05 11:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 11:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a funny joke, nice one.
2007-10-06 04:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest joke i've heard in ages,thanks for the laugh
2007-10-06 00:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by SPONGEBOB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Thnxx for the laugh
I was feeling a little depressed *tehe*
Have a star :D
2007-10-05 11:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
HA,HA,HA very good have a star
2007-10-05 11:41:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha HA HA sheep shagger!!! LOL!!! =D
2007-10-06 03:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋