A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth'
he
Says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?' said the owner.
'A female horth' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him
the
horses ears.
'Nithe eerth.' He says,
'Now...can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for
a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'
Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:2
2007-10-05
10:50:31
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