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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, 'I'd like to buy a horth'
he
Says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?' said the owner.
'A female horth' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth.' says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
'Nithe eyeth.', says the dwarf, 'Can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
'Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show him
the
horses ears.
'Nithe eerth.' He says,
'Now...can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses v*gina. He holds him there for
a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says:
'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'

Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:2

2007-10-05 10:50:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

lol lol ha ha ha, love it!

2007-10-05 11:00:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 0 0

Political correctness is for *******. This usa and the remainder of the worldwide desires to realize all of us is diverse, has diverse ideals, and celebrates diverse holiday journeys. all of us only could suck it up and discover ways to handle one yet another.

2016-10-06 04:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by bedlion 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-05 11:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Quite a funny joke, nice one.

2007-10-06 04:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0 0

You weely need a slap on the wist don't you?
Made me laugh though & that's what it's all about.
Any more?

2007-10-05 11:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0 0

Nice one.

2007-10-05 13:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by D 7 · 0 0

Yeah great one ha ha ha

2007-10-05 11:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Laughing my arthe off.

2007-10-05 11:02:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

wun der fule joke.lol

2007-10-05 11:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0 0

Made my day!!! STAR FOR YOU. Pity I can only give one.

2007-10-05 11:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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