2007-10-05 10:37:50 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Coffee - the Devil's tea!
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2007-10-05 10:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I assume that a Java Witness would want to preach to you the holy attributes of coffee and how it can bring you closer to God, if prepared properly and if you bought their brand.
A Jehovah's witness would be there to convert you to their fruity religion. I've found the best way to deal with them is to answer the door naked and ask them if they wanted a beer.
2007-10-05 10:48:26 · answer #2 · answered by sheyna 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am a Christian, one of Jehovah's Witnesses. I go from door to door offering to share my beliefs about God.
I would assum a Java Witness would want to talk about Coffee
2007-10-07 09:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bow before starbucks...possibly some door-to-door religious group trying to convert people, should have told them satan already brought the coffee and that your busy with a contract selling the souls of visitors to satan.
2007-10-05 10:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by midnitepoets 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They want to sit down with you and discuss Swiss you what they have found in the Script-urns about the Second Cupping. It steams that they believe their Coffee House Ministry is 'Good to the Last Drop.' They are going to tell you that 'Many are picked and few are chosen.'
2007-10-05 10:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
They have seen the foundation of Java, the south-east asian nation. They're 3000 yrs old.
2007-10-05 10:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well, if they were JAVA witnesses, they must have wanted to know what brand of coffee u were drinking...but if they were jehoviah witnesses, then they probably wanted to convert you to their religion
2007-10-05 10:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like they wanted to sell you coffee
2007-10-05 10:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lorena 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i think they wanted a cup of coffee.
they would taste your coffee and declare it bitter, and then try to introduce you to their coffee which has chicory and is never bitter.
by the time they left they would have signed you up for their flavor of the month club.
2007-10-05 10:50:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
they wanted to tell you of the joys of java and warn you against mochas
2007-10-05 16:20:31 · answer #10 · answered by orcs8myhead 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋