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2007-10-05 09:32:01 · 19 answers · asked by G's Random Thoughts 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Dime if I know.

2007-10-05 09:35:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

Yes, and a very sick one. Hell, demons, the devil are all objects of his creation. The sick joke is that free will excuses all of the human suffering in the world. I wonder if somebody could tell a child that was molested that what happend to her was because of free will. The other sick joke is that an All powerful being cannot give us free will without all this suffering in the world. What God could not have stop the sperm from fertilizing the egg that made Hitler?

The funny joke is that he does not exist and so many people believe in him. It`s funny because the jokes on you.

2007-10-05 09:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by Future 5 · 0 0

Yeah, fiddy cents worth of humor.

2007-10-05 09:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

We will based on Jesus when he was here on earth
Jesus did wept or cried.

Maybe she laugh sometimes

only to his apotles or family but not if he was outside because he was preaching always and he should be very serious so that people belive on his teachings

2007-10-05 09:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by sweetie29 6 · 0 0

I don't think there is any sense at all about the notion of gods, but that's just my 2 cents.

2007-10-05 09:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

SENSE of humor?
yes
Matthew 17
26Peter saith unto him, Of strangers. Jesus saith unto him, Then are the children free.

27Notwithstanding, lest we should offend them, go thou to the sea, and cast an hook, and take up the fish that first cometh up; and when thou hast opened his mouth, thou shalt find a piece of money: that take, and give unto them for me and thee.

or what I see as the funniest thing -
Jonah 4

1But it displeased Jonah exceedingly, and he was very angry.

2And he prayed unto the LORD, and said, I pray thee, O LORD, was not this my saying, when I was yet in my country? Therefore I fled before unto Tarshish: for I knew that thou art a gracious God, and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repentest thee of the evil.

3Therefore now, O LORD, take, I beseech thee, my life from me; for it is better for me to die than to live.

4Then said the LORD, Doest thou well to be angry?

5So Jonah went out of the city, and sat on the east side of the city, and there made him a booth, and sat under it in the shadow, till he might see what would become of the city.

6And the LORD God prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over Jonah, that it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd.

7But God prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered.

8And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah, that he fainted, and wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to live.

9And God said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death.

10Then said the LORD, Thou hast had pity on the gourd, for the which thou hast not laboured, neither madest it grow; which came up in a night, and perished in a night:

11And should not I spare Nineveh, that great city, wherein are more than sixscore thousand persons that cannot discern between their right hand and their left hand; and also much cattle?

2007-10-05 09:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by pwwatson8888 5 · 0 0

Perhaps but do you think that God has a Yen for humour?

2007-10-05 09:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Huh?

"Do you think God has a sense of humour?"

If there is an intervening one, he must have. Although I am not sure I agree with whats funny.

2007-10-05 09:34:48 · answer #8 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 3 1

a sense of humor?

2007-10-05 09:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by mowsermae 3 · 0 1

Everytime i look into the mirror! Everytime!

2007-10-05 09:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Mr. "Diamond" 6 · 0 0

yea hes loaded
of course he has a sense of humor, why else do you think he makes retards and deformed people?

2007-10-05 09:34:57 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

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