A scouser is sat in a bar having a few drinks. In walks a gay guy who eyes him up. After a few beers the gay guy finally plucks up the courage and speaks to the scouser. "Do you fancy a blow--job?" he whispers. The scouser picks up a bar stool and batters the the guy to a pulp, kicking him out the door. Barman comes over and says " Christ! That was a bit brutal - what did he say to you?" "Dunno" replies the scouser, "something about a job".
2007-10-05 09:26:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Ok
Q: What's red and sticky and sits in a pram?
A: A baby chewing a razor blade! MWahahahah
2007-10-05 11:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was quite funny, but I expect there are quite a few that wont understand it....
i.e Americans, Scottish... Scousers... women....
2007-10-05 17:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by mr.mishit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao XD
2007-10-05 16:32:07 · answer #3 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-05 20:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha V good
2007-10-05 16:30:01 · answer #5 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha,ha.Nice one!
2007-10-05 16:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahhahahahaha gud work scally
2007-10-05 16:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a small giggle, i admit! only just tho
2007-10-05 16:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by HERBS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-10-05 16:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by only the truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer very good
2007-10-05 16:35:53 · answer #10 · answered by theresa c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋