Any other Dischordians around?!
Kallisti! And may the sparkles be with you!!
2007-10-05 08:35:29 · 12 answers · asked by Zaden W 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
GOBBLE GOBBLE!
2007-10-05 08:39:15 · update #1
Some excerpts from an Interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP
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GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
M2: No.
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
HAIL ERIS! -><- Kallisti -><- ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.
Quoth Eris -- "I have come to tell you that you are free. Many ages ago, My consciousness left man, that he might develop himself. I return to find this development approaching completion, but hindered by fear and by misunderstanding.
You have built for yourselves psychic suits of armor, and clad in them, your vision is restricted, your movements are clumsy and painful, your skin is bruised, and your spirit is broiled in the sun.
I am chaos. I am the substance from which your artists and scientists build rhythms. I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy. I am chaos. I am alive, and I tell you that you are free."
2007-10-05 08:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Hatzakis 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Zaden, while I am NOT a Discordian, I Have read the Discordia and agree with it 100%, SO. Hail Eris ! Hail Discordia ! Hail YEAH !!!!
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE !!!! I had almost forgotten about the Turkey Curse, LOL
BB,
Raji the Greenwitch
2007-10-05 12:34:05 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hail Eris and Loki.
May boneless chickens invade your slumber. Toothpaste!!
2007-10-05 09:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All Hail Discordia!
2007-10-05 08:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by Erad 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Praise "BoB", Eris, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
2007-10-05 08:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by crypto_the_unknown 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was just thinking about this yesterday, thus the name change. :)
Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!
2007-10-05 08:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Holy Chao! I have not heard them mentioned in a while.
By the Beard of Emperor Norton!
2007-10-05 08:43:13 · answer #7 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Blessings!
2007-10-05 12:35:36 · answer #8 · answered by DrMichael 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blessed Be!
And the sparkles be with you, also!
2007-10-05 14:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm....whats a dischordian? (Im not trying to be funny here, I seriously dont know!)
2007-10-05 08:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by pure&simple 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋