As an aeroplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
2007-10-05 08:17:47 · 15 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, u get a star :)
2007-10-05 08:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by augie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Richard I like that one very much it is what I would do in an instant if that was going to happen to take my mind off the fact.
2007-10-05 19:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Richard, some women are gonna be sooooo annoyed at you!!
haha!!
2007-10-05 09:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-10-05 08:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The survivors aren't buried they're alive.
2016-05-17 05:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!! =] did u think of that
2007-10-06 05:33:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this made me laugh!! have a star! x
2007-10-05 08:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh like that one.
2007-10-05 08:21:52 · answer #8 · answered by steffijayne 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-10-06 00:53:48 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i know one other wise!
2007-10-05 15:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋