DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
THE MAIN REASON SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE
PURPOSE.
IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH
SOAP?
IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?
WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY?
IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD "LISP" TO HAVE "S" IN IT?
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
2007-10-05 07:34:59 · 5 answers · asked by Steve C 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do these deserve a star?
2007-10-05 07:36:59 · update #1
ha ha ha...star...
2007-10-05 08:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All i can say is beam me up Vulcan i wanna go to that place the Galaxy Ambiguity, thats the place where you can hide behind an Avatar and rant and rave i cant wait!
2007-10-05 15:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was awsome I love the swimming one.
2007-10-05 20:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. I've heard some of those ones before.
here are some for you:
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS SUICIDE, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IF A PIG LOSES IT'S VOICE, IS IT DISGRUNTLED?
2007-10-05 14:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by Goychie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that waz so borin
2007-10-05 14:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by ஜG♥LღA♥MღO♥RღO♥UღSஜ 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋