That it was actually just a fart after he had too much taco bell, and that he's very sorry for all the confusion. What will you do?
2007-10-05 07:34:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HmgBrd: how often do you have to tell yourself that your god is real? Are you trying to convince me or yourself?
2007-10-05 07:55:24 · update #1
poseiden,
How sad, that you make a mockery out of your "CREATOR!!!" This just went on your "Chalkboard" God does keep inventory of our wrong doings, and sayings. So, if I were you I would get alone with God and Truthfully Repent!! With your whole heart, so that He can remove this from your chalkboard!! I wouldn't want something world known bad about God on my Chalkboard!! You do know that Y/A is World-Wide? And what you just said is also passed around the world!! To answer your question. I would know it was SATAN in disguise!! Not God, because you see I've had a very close relationship with God and He's as REAL as you & I are!! This I do know for fact, my proof are all of the prayers He's answered, that only God could have done!! And His Holy Spirit is my proof He does exsist!!! And no one, can ever tell me different, not ever in this lifetime of mine!!! He's a very loving, giving and caring God, you might want to change how you feel about HIM!! He will definately bless you for it!! Smile!! And you have a nice day now. I forgive you, but You need to ask God to forgive you next!!!
2007-10-05 07:48:13 · answer #1 · answered by Hmg♥Brd 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stop eating taco bell.
2007-10-05 07:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by cheir 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll bite. If that were to ever happen, I think I'd probably say something along the lines of: "Well it seemed like a good idea at the time!"
2007-10-05 18:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by MacMooreno 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't give a ****, it still show's that God exists for one, and for two, God didn't say he dictated the Bible, man did, so man would be the liar not God.
2007-10-05 07:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by Jim J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "Ha...told ya so ya Christians." And if they tried to deny that it was their god....then all the shame to them, especially if he revealed himself to the world like they all think he will eventually, and say that...also, I'd be cool with it and go to Taco Bell with him...and fart with him too...ya never know...maybe I could make something as convoluted like the Bible too...but hopefully wouldn't smell like the stuff that normally comes out with the farts...heh heh...^_^
2007-10-05 07:41:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
what if you died now and went to see Him and you confirm that the Bible is in fact truth. WHat would you do??? There's no way to come back and start all over ...no second chances. I'd rather believe cause then I have nothing to lose!!!!
2007-10-05 07:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Mary S 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She already said that. Try reading the book Conversations with God by Neale Donald Walsch. It is illuminating.
2007-10-05 07:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by LindaLou 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nominate you for President of the World.
2007-10-05 07:38:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well little "g" god didn't breath, write nor understand the bible. GOD did though. And won't you be sorry when he comes back and tells you he DID write it!!!
2007-10-05 07:45:03 · answer #9 · answered by *Almost ready* 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'd go to taco bell with him.
2007-10-05 07:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by leeannie 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋