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An old man was sitting at the bar, when a young man came in with a mowhawk haircut dyed different colors. He sat down next to the old man and noticed that the old man was staring at him. Finally the young man asks the man "What the hell are you staring at! Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man pondered for a moment and replied "Yeah, I screwed a peacock and I was wondering if you were my son."

2007-10-05 05:59:35 · 20 answers · asked by Shae 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

ha...that was funni!! rock on....u get a star!!!!

2007-10-05 06:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by wowawes 2 · 0 0

this is so funny but, i have heard it before to. also sorry i'm not your son b/c i don't have gentitles the last time i checked i didn't anyway i'm pretty sure that I am a woman.

2007-10-05 15:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by K-diesal 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-05 14:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

That's just crazy! Have a star.

2007-10-05 13:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by robbodabbo2004 4 · 0 0

That was about as funny as the sky is red

2007-10-05 13:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by Frederick 1 · 0 0

heard it times 357209529645

nice try, you wasted 5 pointss

2007-10-05 13:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by chelsღ 3 · 1 1

that's crazy man.

2007-10-05 13:32:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it before but you tell it better than anyone pops lol

2007-10-05 13:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by murphyslaw 2 · 0 0

heard before

2007-10-05 19:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I read that on here ages ago.

2007-10-05 13:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Helen B 5 · 0 0

ahahahahaha wow

2007-10-05 13:01:50 · answer #11 · answered by smart brunette 2 · 0 0

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