my mate the other night decided to have a party, there was about 15 people at his house and everyone was quite drunk. for fun (or so they thought) two lads thought it would be funny if one of them got their penis out and slapped it on a frying pan. the one lad walked into the living room shouting "does anyone want a sausage" everyone cringed in the room. what can you do?
my question is, has any of your friends embarrased themselves so badly that you just cringe and pretend you dont know them at the end of the night, or makes you look at them differently after they did it? examples please
2007-10-05 03:01:44 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was on a field trip and one of my fellow students got inebriated to the point where he thought the most clever and original prank in history would be to climb a lamp post and put his under pants over the light.
He was clinging to the top, trying to remove his underware, when two police officers approached. Everyone else in the group tried to appear as sober as possible, and appropriately disgusted with his behaviour. When asked what he was doing, he thought the wittiest remark possible was 'Officer, I am picking fecking gooseberries!', and then to urinate!
The amazing thing is, this fellow is now a Police Inspector!
2007-10-05 03:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't think of anything that horrible, but you did remind me of a funny story of my own that I'll share with you instead.
A couple years back I was at a bar with a few friends, just having some drinks and some laughs. What goes in must come out of course, so after a bit I excused myself to go take a leak. The men's bathroom in this particular establishment had a sink, a urinal, and a commode. I started draining the lizard at the urinal, and this other dude comes in a moment later. Seeing the urinal occupied, he just unzips and lets loose in the commode. Nothing unusual there, I suppose. But the funny part is not three seconds later some chick busts the door in and hangs her head over the commode, hurling a gut full of puke into the john! And this other guy never even bothered to cut his stream! So I'm standing there, laughing my *** off, as this girl is hunkered over the toilet with some random dude peeing all over the back of her head!
Best night ever!
2007-10-05 03:07:05 · answer #2 · answered by P.I. Joe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only thing that immediately comes to mind was I had a large party at my house and a buddy brought over a bottle of liquor. He proceeded to drink most of it and was hitting on a lady who was married and her husband was right next to her. Luckily for the drunk, my friends were understanding plus they did not want to make a bad scene uglier by confronting him. The drunk friend passed out on the floor and we took a picture with everyone standing around him as he was splayed out for all to see. That was the last time I saw him.
As for what happened to you, I would have looked at him and said something like:
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
I really would have spoke to him the next day and politely told him I did not like his behavior and would not care to see anything remotely similar again.
2007-10-05 05:31:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a lifelong friend who used to drink sociably, or so he thought. With him 100% is never enough, either at work or play. In a bar with dozens of people, he proceeded to get smashed and started telling another friend off. The other friend decided he'd had enough and pulled out a lighter. He held it under my wasted pal's pants for an eternity until there's a hole and an acrid smell in the air. He finally noticed his pants were on fire and ran out into the snow to douse the flames. When he re-entered the bar, smoking, we were all roaring with laughter. It was an awkward scene as he started running around the bar, inside and out, chasing the lighter-pal until they both collapsed, out of breath.
2007-10-05 03:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow You get Embarressed Easly.....Im Kinda the Party at the party so nothing really embarrasses me at all. But it was a riot when A friend Of mine goes throught the Drive through like asking for a Big Mac at Burger King! lol and saying the ice wasnt cold Enough.
2007-10-05 03:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Sunny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that must have been painful to have their penis on a frying pan, but still really funny
but i guess if hes your freind, your embarassed for him and look at him like "wow, your stupid, i thought u had a brain"
but he was drunk, and i don't think he would have done this if he was your freind, so my advice "suck it up" and don't let it change your perception on him.
but yeah if i were in your situtation which I never have been really, i would have pretended i didn't know him at the end of the night either.
the worst i have ever done is played strip poker drunk and sold my shirt, but it was hot outside anyways cause i had to walk home...lol
2007-10-05 03:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully people forget. Otherwise you consider moving to a desert island far away.
I was riding a bus to work one morning and was near the back. Going through a section of the city noted for lunatics the bus picked up one guy. I have to say he was odd. His head was half shaved, he had half a beard, one eyebrow, he had a very bad job of make up on. He was wearing a large print dress, flowery, and with rubber boots.
As he made his way down the aisle of the bus you could see the people avoiding looking at him, and trying to move farther from the aisle on their seats.
Me, being a total jerk, looked at him and broke out laughing.
He smiled at me and said, "I just woke up like this, and I am late for work."
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You just have to love drunk parties!
2007-10-05 03:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Y!A-FOOL 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We had a similar situation years ago when my husband (who was my fiance at the time) had his bacholar party. It was at his dad's house. One of his friends was so drunk that he peed all over himself while he was sleeping outside on the porch and he has never lived it down.
2007-10-05 03:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by noseygirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn..... i got really embarased a few ears ago. we were at a sea side and we were quite young and one night one of my friends got really really drunk and started hitting on and flirting with every thing that had a penis. but she was really bad and whorish and desperate. my other friends thought it was funny but i felt like putting a bag on my head. i've never spoken to her since
2007-10-05 03:24:28 · answer #9 · answered by Prunella Prunella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I step behind a building once to releave myself and pissed on an electric socket i didnt think that was funny,either , you got weird friends.
2007-10-05 03:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by Potluck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋