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He is invisible and also you can not feel him or hear him. He is magic. This elf causes the weather to change, when it rains, you can see that he is real. But you should not ask for evidence of his existence. First, you must accept that he exists, then you will know that he is real. Will you accept this reality?

2007-10-05 02:57:01 · 9 answers · asked by JWill 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Yeah I know, I keep making him clean and cook, he really looks fed up.

2007-10-05 03:11:35 · answer #1 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 2 0

If you can tell this jerk to do something about the typhoon that's headed toward the place I live, okay. I'd like a nice weekend instead of taping up my windows and sopping up water that blows in through the spaces around my windows.

2007-10-05 03:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by jaicee 6 · 2 0

Sure, why not.

Wow! You're right! Now that I've accepted his existence I know he's real!

Just because nobody else can see him and there's no evidence of his existence doesn't mean he's a delusion. Seriously, it doesn't. Really.

Okay, maybe it does.

2007-10-05 03:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

How do YOU know he's there to tell me about it? OMG...Jesus, is that you? I'll accept this reality as much as I accept the 'reality' of any other metaphysical being. Toodle-oo elfie.

2007-10-05 03:08:03 · answer #4 · answered by M3 3 · 1 1

Mines playing the xbox360 at the moment.

2007-10-05 03:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by pestie58 the spider hunter 6 · 4 0

i must be a prophet then, because a couple of time this morning i've had a chill run down my spine. i was wondering what it was, now i know!

2007-10-05 03:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

But I gave him clothes,he's free to go.

2007-10-05 03:03:40 · answer #7 · answered by darwinsfriend AM 5 · 3 0

tell him to go away, he's freaking me out. I dont like the way he is looking at me.

2007-10-05 03:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by mable3691214 5 · 4 0

of course
by the way, have you taken your meds today?

2007-10-05 03:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by remy 5 · 1 3

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