So far I got a pop-tent, $20.00 bucks and a tazer... what else would be helpfull?
2007-10-05 02:47:41 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tic tacs and an auto air freshener.
Freshen your breath and the stinky bush.
Is that fish I smell?
2007-10-07 09:22:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Respect, honesty, honorable, great listener, Godly, well versed on many topics, humor, gentleman ways and a bouquet of fresh flowers.
From what you have gathered for your safari, you seem to be hunting for a wild boar or tiger. Maybe that's what you have in mind anyway, huh? Enjoy your hunt, but don't be surprised if the prey becomes the hunter and the next thing you know, she's got a ring thru your nose, and she's toting you thru the brush in a sack tossed over her shoulder ! hahahahaha
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2007-10-05 04:28:25 · answer #2 · answered by YRofTexas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I assume it's a given that you have your "Hi Karate" cologne sampler on the ready somewhere in that tent. A box of tranquilizer darts wouldn't hurt, don't know what kind of wife you are hunting for but call the local veterinarian's office and order up about 10 "Large Animal" darts and he can fix you up but if he doesn't have any call me, I know a guy and his stuff is completely legal (in Bangladesh anyway). Also, be sure to wear your Member's Only jacket, women love a guy who's up on the latest style. Happy hunting and one last thing, just for good measure, you might want to carry a little penicillin along on your journey to marital bliss!
2007-10-05 03:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude!!
what are ya thinking??
she'll turn the tazer on ya,and make off with the cash,..after carefully wrapping you up in that tent and burying you.
Dang fool!
Bad idea man...
2007-10-05 05:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by t_blond_chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, do not pay attention to Nash. you think of this is undesirable now? nicely in basic terms invite a chum over and all hell is going to break unfastened. there is not something worse than a spouse that doesn't get excitement from your love for the stalk, the preperedness it takes for the kill and the kill this is self. she would be ready to bypass ballistic in case you invite a chum alongside. Get used to it, she hates all of us that she see's you taking area in it sluggish with and hates you for permitting it. Oh and however you do. whilst she needs to come again alongside. do not enable HER!!!!!! she would be ready to scare each and every computer virus, chicken and beast in the backyard to the pals assets leaving you with not something greater to seek. in basic terms determine you enable her see you consume what you kill and in no way bypass away a loaded broom the place she would be ready to realize it. There must be a help team for persons like us.
2016-10-21 03:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by saucier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reccomend you make your hunting uniform a kilt worn in typical Scots style (ie nothing underneath) or a loincloth, depending on how nice your legs are.
Also, chocolates and promises you don't intend to keep are really good for luring a wife out of hiding.
And tell her you love her (even if you don't really mean it) ... oh wait ... that will only get her to sleep with you, not marry you; you have to mean it for her to marry you.
2007-10-05 06:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheetos. You'll get hungry.
Also, take a lesson from the cavemen and be sure to drag your "kill" by the hair -- if you drag her by the feet she'll fill up with dirt.
2007-10-05 02:51:38 · answer #7 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marla
2007-10-05 02:53:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Leopard skin leotard, Medallion and pet chimp.
2007-10-05 05:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of beer and snacks; and vitamins to keep you strong for all this hunting.
2007-10-05 04:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋