He every one I'm bored out of my ... at the office and in need of a laugh. And since I just spotted another one of these bruce lee vs questions in my favorite category I wanted to ask you to get creative with this. So who would you set bruce lee against in an epic battle to the death. Who would win and in what way. Myself I'd be thinking in the direction of Homer Simpson His Jelly jiggle can blind a man 20 feet away. Most hilarious answer gets 10 points
2007-10-05 02:23:08 · 13 answers · asked by peter gunn 7 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
I'm looking for a laugh guys. Get a little more creative than just a name. Describe me the outcome and the killer fight moves
2007-10-05 02:32:37 · update #1
richard simmons ..........
no explanation needed
2007-10-05 09:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee
2016-05-21 07:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take on Bruce for your amusement, if Bruce was my age and in top shape. Bruce weighed an extreme of 125-150 lbs and 135 at his best at 5'-6". I am 6'-1", 310-360 lbs. Such a small man could not hurt me. When he became tired of punching and kicking me, I'd just sit on him and squash Mr. Li Sai Lung (his name in Hong Kong movies that means Little Dragon Lee). I am Shan Lung the Mountainous Dragon.
2007-10-05 07:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by miyuki & kyojin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG! I can't stand Chuck Norris so I'll hit this one... Bruce Lee. I think a good fight to see would be him with G.W.Bush and Dr. Phil...
Bruce needs the moves of Chackie Chan for this but lets say he has em...I mean think about the blows to 'Ol Dubyas face as he ran up a wall and did a back flip and hit both Bush and Phil with both feet. Then turn around and drop kick Phil as he was running his mouth about how Jackie could improve his English as Bush stands there with his thumb up his azz mumbling something along the lines of...I know what I mean and I know I mean what I know , don't I ? One quick back kick to Bush right in the mouth while Dr Phil looks for Oprah to save his azz and she comes out and trips and falls over the high heels she just stole from China to give away on her show. Oh hell, we have her in on it now. Bruce couldn't hit a woman so he just tells Bush she is Condi Rice and Bush takes her in the back dressing room for a quickie and he's outta the way. Now all he has to do is finish off Dr. Phil... All along Phil running his mouth about what an abusing violent person Bruce is he just grabs Dr. Phil , swings him around and throws him into the audiance where hundreds of angry abused x-wives throw him back.Bruce pokes both of Dr. Phils eyes out and then polishes him off with a chop to the throat as Phil literally loses his head...
Dayum phone ringing....
2007-10-05 06:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Rogers
http://youtube.com/watch?v=w8ye4mYR878
2007-10-05 02:27:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Bruce Lee vs Hong Kong Fuey !!!
2007-10-05 03:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bruce Lee versus Mike Tyson would have been interesting but if you want a funny one, how about Bruce Lee versus Sponge Bob Square Pants.
2007-10-05 03:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by andy muso 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Chuck Norris with his Roundhouse kick...
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
2007-10-05 02:29:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
the mighty boosh and gloria hunniford in a no holds barred last man standing triple threat match
2007-10-05 02:33:01 · answer #9 · answered by youngperksy56 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nigella Lawson! She'd be lethal with her rolling pin LOL
2007-10-05 02:34:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mini Me.
He would kill bruce in a minute.
bruce was BS.
He in not worthy to be named in this forum.
2007-10-05 07:26:26 · answer #11 · answered by Darth Scandalous 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋