Notice in health foods shop widow:
Closed due to illness.
Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants please stay in your car.
Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it,there is a Day Care on the 1st floor.
Notice in a farmer's field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free,but the bull charges.
On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything. [Please knock hard on the door-the bell doesn't work].
2007-10-04 22:45:41 · 9 answers · asked by xyz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks all, for checking them out.Thanks to all who gave a star too.They didn't make me LOL at all, but they put a smile on my face, so I decided to post.
2007-10-05 01:58:34 · update #1
They were hilarious, just loved them. A star for you.
2007-10-05 00:46:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the repair shop one.
I never did get all the way across the field with my walker.
I wonder if we could get bulls to use cash or checks instead of charging all the time.
Thanks for the double-dose of smiles this morning Red. Enjoyed the other signs too. Here's a star for starting my morning off with a laugh again.
2007-10-05 00:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 05:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by gayman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-04 23:36:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still only cute...good effort though...I meant to star your first one as well...sorry
2007-10-04 23:11:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Goon ones, bud. keep 'em coming
2007-10-04 23:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke man..
2007-10-05 01:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Nicholas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one there fellow
Source:
me loling
2007-10-05 01:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Changed4the Better :-i 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff!
2007-10-05 04:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by seadog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋