In an office:
Toilet out of order..............Please use floor below.
In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a London department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.
In an office:
After tea-break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Outside a second hand shop:
We exchange anything-bicycles,washing machines,etc.Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?.
Did you manage to smile?.I've just received these through an e-mail. More to follow.Thanks.
2007-10-04 22:33:21 · 13 answers · asked by xyz 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you all for checking my stupid signs.They didn't make me laugh but I smiled.yogeshwargarg I'm glad you passed them on,that was the idea,to read them and pass them on.Thank you,Michael Lee,squirty cream and starghurl01 for your stars.God bless all.
2007-10-05 01:53:24 · update #1
Smile ? I could not control my laughter. Phoned two friends about the stupid signs before answering you.Thanks.
2007-10-04 23:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been there done that in the laundrymat. Cleared the place out fast. LOL
Wondered whatthose folks were doing on the drain board yesterday. I thought it was Yoga class.
I picked up a nice microwave yesterday, but I'm going to miss the old gal.
2007-10-05 07:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good stuff, there's a whole bunch of these collected by an author called Richard Lederer. The book is called Anguished English, and it's hilarious. He's got funny ads, English signs put up overseas, court testimony, school papers, everything.
One of my favorites is a sign in an Israeli butcher shop that was promoting the freshness of their meat. The sign read "I slaughter myself twice daily."
2007-10-05 05:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by seadog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are cute at best... 6 out 10
2007-10-05 06:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked them all particularly the last one. Keep them coming.
2007-10-05 07:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
my favorite that I saw bbefore was a "NO SMORKING" sign :D
2007-10-05 06:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by Joe H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. the second hand shop one was good.
:)
2007-10-05 07:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by grouchy_elmo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good signs though! ^_^y
2007-10-05 05:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked them!!
2007-10-05 06:12:19 · answer #9 · answered by raindrops 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahaha...you made me laugh
2007-10-05 06:09:40 · answer #10 · answered by micah_joyce01 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋