It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty.
A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out "Sir, Good Evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said "Good evening soldier, nice night, isn't it?"
Well it wasn't a nice night, but the Private wasn't going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied "Sir, Yes Sir!".
The General continued, "You know there's something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it's really relaxing. Don't you agree?"
The Private didn't agree, but them the private was just a private, and responded "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog, "This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train."
The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said "Sir, Yes Sir!"
The General continued "I got this dog for my wife."
The Private simply said "Good trade Sir!"
2007-09-28 23:54:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
looooooooool
LMAO
2007-09-28 23:57:43 · answer #1 · answered by ky11 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oooops!
pmsl!
2007-09-29 07:00:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe, back in a mo, toilet time again, that was a good one hun, pmsl again
Have a star
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2007-09-29 10:00:19 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
O.K. It is good even though it already had so many versions with the same context. I was not expecting the last part, though. Good.^-^
2007-09-29 07:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kai Rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-29 06:59:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice to find you in good form hehehe
2007-09-29 08:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!!
"Very good trade, sir !!!"
Jesus H. Christ, I like American HUMOR !!!
It is a never ending story for me...
Cannot stop reading....
Aaron.
2007-09-29 08:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha, Very funny!
2007-09-29 06:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one, thx for the laugh.....star!
2007-09-29 10:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes, quite sexsist but slightly funny. i personally think it could have been a bit shortened
2007-09-29 07:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by mrfriendly 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Serves him right. lol
2007-09-29 08:56:47 · answer #11 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋