A missionary in Africa came upon a witch doctor pounding away at a large drum. 'What are you doing?' asked the missionary.
'We have no water,' said the witch doctor.
'I see,' said the missionary. 'So i suppose you're praying for rain?'
'No,' said the witch doctor. 'I'm calling the plumber.'
2007-09-28 21:22:32 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for making me laugh, it's the way you tell 'em.
2007-09-28 21:28:16 · answer #1 · answered by joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure what the doctor means but i do believe there are people who can push the limits.Case- going to school with warts was ruining my life a person who we considered to be a witch namely Simeon Dingy honestly charmed the warts away.This man in later years taught me how to find water with an alder bush he was my hero.
2016-05-21 03:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by adrian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 23:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, thats funny, have a star from little old me
2007-09-28 23:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by Purdycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good have a star
2007-09-29 02:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny..I like it
2007-09-28 22:47:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one
2007-09-28 22:03:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-29 02:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-28 21:43:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2007-09-28 23:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by lost_sole_28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one...
2007-09-28 21:31:42 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Lonelygirl4u♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋