2007-09-28 20:34:34 · 15 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're such a pathetic man - how did you get such a cool job?
2007-09-28 20:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by 地獄 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is something I do not even worry about anymore.. The God of Abraham does not exist, it is so easy to dispel Him that it does not even warrant a second thought that he does.
In the case that you are asking, as though you were asking me what I would say if I were to see batman in real life. I would ask Him why he made so many false claims in the Bible that it were nearly impossible to believe in him without being completely oblivious and or in denial of the real world events and to have a slight understanding of how things work.
It is so obvious that it is false that I do not give such questions very much credit. They only support the false beliefs of many of those that refuse evidence that completely contradict their beliefs.
2007-09-28 20:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by Green 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a crime to use the mind you supposedly created to conclude that you couldn't possibly exist - and why is the punishment to last for all eternity? You may be all-powerful but your morality is that of a sadistic child, so F**K YOU!!
2007-09-28 20:41:23 · answer #3 · answered by hznfrst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing I said to PeterPan the other day as we were flying to Treasure Island probably dear.
2007-09-28 20:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I know Lucifer's waiting for me since I didn't believe in you and all, but... um, do you think it's possible I can see my ancestors?"
I've always wanted to see my Native American ancestors who died long before I was born. I'm sure God can spare me a view or two.
2007-09-28 20:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by CELTS! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you make yourself known and remove the doubt about your existence instead of playing your childish hide and seek game?
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2007-09-28 20:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by Wise@ss 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, your really good at this whole hide and seek thing.
When I seek, you hide.
When I hide, you seek.
You really need to clarify the rules.
2007-09-28 20:43:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you mean the christan god id be shiting my pants. bcos he kills or turturs people for not worshiping him. and i dont. but what would that prove if he killed my for not worshoping him. i wouldnt be worshiping out of love id be doing it out of fear so it kind of defeats the piont of whorshipsing him out of free will. how much free will have you got when theres a gun to your head.
2007-09-28 20:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by uglyduck123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same thing you would say if you ever encountered the Tooth Fairy.
2007-09-28 20:38:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Well you sure did a Sh***y job. Now send me to hell so I can go hang out with Jimi Hendrix".
2007-10-02 18:11:07 · answer #10 · answered by b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋