2007-09-28 19:20:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
FREE BEER!!!!
2007-09-28 19:37:14 · answer #1 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring some very fine French Champagne.... along with an 86 foot satilite sticking out of your butt..
2007-09-29 02:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Doesntstayinvegas.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll have to take all the tinfoil off of your house - and take the colander off your head.
Then they'll be able to come visit.
helps if you have cattle - the aliens seem attracted to cattle.
2007-09-29 02:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try those russian or asian dating sites. they have many aliens who would be overjoyed to visit you, take your money and then live happily ever after in america!
2007-09-29 02:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by chieko 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you would be better off to invite Holy Ghost visitations and
ask him to stay
2007-09-29 02:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by SOMEONE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are no aliens. Look around the universe, far as the best telescope can see, there are no other earths. We are it.
2007-09-29 02:25:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yellow pages?! What are you talkin' about? You are an alien!
2007-09-29 02:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by crystallamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a big phone on your roof, and tell them that you found ET and you're holding him for ransom.
2007-09-29 02:24:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they wanted to come, do you think that you could stop them?
2007-09-29 02:23:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋