Christians what do you think of:?

Question

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.



5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.



4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."



3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the flo

floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.



2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.



1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

And what do you think of this:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/11992/My-Conversation-With-God



this isn't to piss anyone off i want to see if you can defend yourself against all the things listed (mostly because i tried to and i couldn't think of any good comebacks, i'm not trying to bash anyone)

lmao

actually i didn't write any of this i copy and pasted off a website i just wanted to see if you guys can say anything back that would prove this wrong.

I'm not an athiest either i'm an agnostic.

Anyways since youg uys clearly can't come up with answers to any of these i guess that means you're all full of crap?

not all christians of course all my friends are chrisitans and i love them. you pyscho ones on this damn website are just fun to mess around with.

Answer 1

I'm a pagan, and if I may step in, I say RIGHT ON!

I notice the Christians aren't addressing these one by one at all, but rather are giving them a blanket heave-ho. Ah well, what could they say, these are GREAT!! I am going to print the out and make copies for all my friends and family.

Bright Blessings, and thanks!
Lady Morgana )0(

Answer 2

Well went too answer the multi questions and only see 10,9,8,7.
Number 10= 1 Corinthians 8:5  For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,) `````So too others they are,but me just One.
Number 9= I don't feel insulted by scientist,but would keep them away from zoo's and michel's ranch.
Number 8= Some christains believe in a triune just as poly's do and some even believe in God in the wrong sence,but I know....James 2:19  Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
Number 7= I stay the color I am but I did read the same version but understand God don't need helpers too do killing and one fact is..........Exodus 20:13  Thou shalt not kill. or deut ch5 says same.
All in all I not seen a problem but would have liked too answered all your stuff.

Answer 3

Pretty good. I even read you're link. I don't really care if I piss off ignorant close minded morons. God can do nothing. If God had ANY power I dare him, in the name of that imaginary jerk Jesus, who is a punk, to crash my computer right now and prevent me from posting this. HE CAN'T DO IT, if he could you wouldn't be reading this. GOD CAN'T DO ANYTHING because GOD IS IMAGINARY you stupid stupid people. If you have a place to live, and access to the internet, then you're capable of thinking rationally. Why can't you think rationally about God? Because you're DELUSIONAL. I dare any "believers" to read the 50 proofs that god doesn't exist. I DARE YOU. If you read them, and you're a rational human being, you'll realize GOD IS IMAGINARY. If you don't read it, then you prefer ignorance to enlightenment you're pathetic, and an embarrassment to all intelligent people.

Answer 4

"not all christians of course all my friends are chrisitans and i love them."
Did you ask your many Christian friends? What did they say?

Since you just copied and pasted i think you had the easy job.
Very humorous, but It is impossible to answer each one without taking some time. It's almost midnight here so perhaps later... I'll check back.

Answer 5

I always wonder why the anti-theists love to talk about attrocities committed by theists but never attack with equal indignation the attrocities committed by atheists. Such as the 43 million slaughtered by China and the Soviet Union and the likes of Pol Potts?

Answer 6

Hello people! He said FUNDAMENTALIST Christian.
Maybe if you guys could READ you would be smarter than you think. Wake up!!!
Good question AND answer. Spot on and articulate.

Answer 7

get the facts right. true christians don't do any of the above. God is the judge.

Answer 8

I think you do not know history and let others do the thinking for you.Every single false accusation you attribute to Christians can easily be righted with historical facts.But then you are not searching for answers or you wouldn't hide behind the empty phrase:"I'm not trying to bash anybody" as you are pushing them off a cliff.

Answer 9

Are you done? I can guarantee you that many, many Christians are not destabilized by what you say. We all know you are trying to get our goat, but to no success. I'd say by the way you rant though, you need some time in a therapists office. You are overreacting way too much over what, thoughts in your own head--assumptions at best, at worst--delusions.

Answer 10

Nice one. Fundamental Christians are a joke.