Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her all at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, the Poodle decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one of you who uses the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Labrador Retriever speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle, "that shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?"
"Um...I HATE liver and cheese!" blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle, "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you?"
The last of the three males is a handsome exiled Cuban dog. He gives her a big smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says... "Liver alone, Cheese mine."
2007-09-28 16:59:26 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes good one
2007-09-29 00:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn, I had to act the whole scene out to figure the joke. Even the wink.
2007-09-28 17:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by Eric X 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before but every time I hear it I still think it is funny! Lol!
2007-09-28 17:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 4 our little Green Man```??
2007-09-28 22:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awwww that's cute lol. I smiled.
star*
2007-09-28 17:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Tia08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-09-29 00:47:36 · answer #6 · answered by cherrychapstick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute joke
2007-09-28 17:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy in the Sky 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L. This is what jokes are all about, very original and a star for you.
2007-09-28 18:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was cute! A star for you!
2007-09-28 17:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Scarlett12 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-09-28 17:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋