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Are you prepared for Hell? What steps are you taking to prepare for Hell?

2007-09-28 16:33:53 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

34 answers

Being really, really glad that I won't have to spend "eternity" anywhere near you.

2007-09-28 16:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13 2

Atheists don't believe in Hell. Just because you do doesn't mean you are right, and just because they don't doesn't mean they are wrong. Atheists are simply living their lives the best way that they know how, and isn't that what we are ALL doing? Besides, what are the Christians doing to prepare for the inevitable nothingness that comes after death? The argument goes both ways, you know.

2007-09-28 16:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by Molten Orange 5 · 2 0

I will buy 2000 #2 pencils and buy 30 reams of paper and I will be ready for hell. Having read the bible, I know that the first thing the Devil did in the bible is help humans gain knowledge of good and evil. Therefore the devil is pro education. I am ready to learn! God punished Adam and Eve for learning, so I am happy I am not going to that dictatorship of heaven.

2007-09-28 16:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well, Greg. What are you doing to prepare for Santa's arrival on Christmas Eve?

What was your response?

Think it over carefully...

Take your time...

Do you believe that Santa exists?

If you don't, you probably don't do anything to prepare for his arrival on Christmas Eve.

That's pretty much the atheist take on your "Hell" question.

2007-09-28 16:38:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a question for you and your brethren.
Why do you get so much pleasure from the thought that others will be in eternal torment in Hell?
I would never find pleasure in such a thing.
But people like you do.
Strange, very strange.

2007-09-28 16:48:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Looking forward to spending eternity in the same pit with you, Pharisee, and spending an eternity brow-beating you. Jesus said, "Judge not lest ye be judged, for the judgment ye give ye shall receive." If your insane fairy tale is true, dude, that means you are going to burn. As for me, I'm not planning to be buried in asbestos underwear because I don't believe in the existence of Hell...

2007-09-28 16:43:17 · answer #6 · answered by crypto_the_unknown 4 · 1 0

Good question! I really should start making a list of things to pack. Summer clothes, I think. Sunblock. Bottled water. Hmmm... are there shops there? I can always buy anything I've forgotten once I get there.

2007-09-28 16:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Basing on what I believe as a seminarian, atheist don't believe in afterlife or in hell or where ever they will go after they die, because they don't believe anything...

2007-09-28 16:44:43 · answer #8 · answered by Philip O 1 · 0 0

Ah! Hello McFly!! Atheists do not believe in a hell or a heaven or a god or Jesus

2007-09-28 16:41:13 · answer #9 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 0 0

Have you considered what kind of a god would send people to hell just because they didn't say that the love him so that he won't send them to hell ?

2007-09-28 16:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by Alan 7 · 1 0

Hey... more spiritual terrorism from an ignorant Christian. Hilarious! Your approach is not working and you are not a good representative of Christianity. I can almost guarantee that you are the worst sort of hypocrite.

2007-09-28 16:41:10 · answer #11 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 1 0

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