can you guys tell me some good blonde/yo momma jokes please? no offence to anybody, i just think their hilarious. thanx =D
2007-09-28 14:59:11 · 12 answers · asked by harrypotter addict 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Your mother is so fat, that the only thing from stoping her to go to Jenny Craig is the door"
"Your mother is so fat that when she made it through the door, they said that 'We dont do mircales here'"
A blond a red head are walking down the street, and the red head says "Look, a dead bird!". THe blonde looks into the sky ans says "I dont see any"
A red head is sitting on a rail road track, and chanting 22, 22...
A blond see's this and thinks "Awesome!", so she sits next to the red head and says 22...22!
A train comes.The red head gets off the tracks, but the blonde says 22..22..22..
The train kills the blonde, and the red head goes back to the tracks and starts saying, 23..23..23.
2007-09-28 15:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Suki 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
blonde joke : My favortie i luv it!
10 blondes and 1 brunette were hanging off a branch on the side of a cliff that only held 10 poeple. the brunette was gonna let go for the sake of the blondes. she gave a speech and the ten blondes clapped at the end.
YO MOMMA: yo mama is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw!!!
2007-09-28 15:15:14 · answer #2 · answered by We're Not Bouncy Balls!! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mama is old she was around when Central Park was still a house plant.
Yo mama 's hair is so short she can't get finger waves , she can only get fingerprints.
A few classics
Yo mama is so dumb I told her it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said "moving".
2007-09-28 16:35:34 · answer #3 · answered by utopia264 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes have been these days pronounced in a carpark attempting to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. right it particularly is their communicate: 1st blonde-i can't seem to get this door unlocked 2d blonde-properly, you will extra suited hurry up and look at out harder! that is commencing to rain, and the desirable is down! BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it properly suited now?" lady: "that is 11:25PM." BLONDE: (puzzled look on face) "you recognize, that's the main unearthly factor, i've got asked that question thirty cases on the instant, and every time somebody supplies me a distinctive answer." how many blonds does it take to alter a lightbulb? a million,001 one to hold the lightbulb and a million,000 to spin the homestead
2016-10-05 12:31:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a blonde a red head and a burrnette just robbed a bank and the cops are following them so they go into a barn and find 3 patatoe sacks and hide in them they copps come and kick the burnettes bag and the burrnette says meow meow so they think its a cat then they kick the red heads bag and the red head says wolf wolf so they think its a dog then they kick the blondes bag and the blonde says potatoe potatoe so the blondes the one they aresst another one
a fat blonde lady jumps int the ocean next to a whale whats the whale thinking
we are family
2007-09-28 15:25:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Blonde*
Why was the blonde fired fired from M&M quality control?
She kept throwing away all the W's.
*Yo Mama*
Yo mama's house is so dirty, the cockroaches get around on dune buggies!
2007-09-28 15:57:06 · answer #6 · answered by Euphorickc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so there is a blond and a brunette and they want to rob a bank. the brunette tells the blond to go in and she asks her if she remembered the plan. the blonde said yes and ran in.
After a few minutes, the blonde ran out with a safe that was tied and 2 guards with their pants around their ankles ran after her. the brunette said " what are you doing! I told you to blow the safe and tie the guards!"
the blonde said "Ohh... I thought you said tie the safe and blow the guards."
2007-09-28 16:10:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. That's all I know of those.
2007-09-28 16:41:06 · answer #8 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the difference between your momma and an elephant
is that one is a 500 pound mammal
and the other one is a elephant
2007-09-30 16:42:05 · answer #9 · answered by |2yan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so old, she doesn't work at hooter's, she works at hangers
yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a** it takes two trips
yo mama's so fat, it takes 2 trains and bus just to get on her good side
yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach, greenpeace tried to haul her back in the water
yo mama's so fat, the last time she she saw 90210 was on the scale
2007-09-28 16:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋