Are all men DOGS?

Question

Are they really all dogs and the ones that are thought of as "good" really just dogs on the down low?
Be honest(brutally, honest if you have to).

ok I didnt say I believe in "All men are dogs" just curious=|.

Answer 1

ARE ALL MEN DOGS??????

Funny you should ask this . . . .

I was petting a friend's dog recently, when a screaming Fire Engine went by . . . . and the dog showed absolutely no reaction whatsoever.

I couldn't help but wonder, what life would be like as a dog?? They must have a zillion questions in their heads and noone can EXPLAIN the answer. It must drive them absolutely crazy!

• "WHY is that big red thing on the road making all that NOISE?"

• "WHAT is that white stuff that randomly falls from the sky,
and why do I shiver when I roll around in it?"

• "WHAT is that SMELL (bacon)? and WHY can't I have that ALL the time?"

That's when it suddenly occured to me . . . MEN ARE JUST LIKE DOGS!!!!!

When you really think about it, a dog's mind is not nearly that complex. Observe any dog and you will notice that every minute of a dog's life is spent only caring about 3 important things.

1. Can I EAT IT?
(Basic SURVIVAL instinct)

2. Can I F_CK IT?
(For fun and instinctual reproduction)

3. No? then I will just P*SS ON IT, and move on.
(Nothing else really matters)

Three Things Only.
"Survival, fun, and anything else is just not worth my time".

•••
NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT CATS.

- Cats are prettier than Dogs, and they know it.

- They will use their claws to get where they need to get, and they don't care if they scratch and bleed you along the way.

- They play affectionate and cute until you feed them and then they will retreat to a corner to begin pruning & licking themselves. Literally.

- They frequently go where they don't belong and need to be "brought down". OK, just kidding, but that's funny as HELL.

- They are perfectly content to completely ignore you, until they figure out YOU are ignoring THEM.

- They are perfectly content to do nothing all day without thinking its a waste of their time.

- They leave hair everywhere.

- Nothing EVER seems to make them "HAPPY". (LMAO!)

- They are FASCINATED by little shiny things.

- They prefer to remain fixated on those little shiny things than to sit on your lap for a while.

- They really WANT your attention but don't really NEED it.

- You can't teach them to do anything "really cool" that is worth telling your friends about.

When you leave your house in the morning, your dog will look at you as if to say "Have a great day today!! Drive safely!! I will be right here waiting when you get home!! I can hardly WAIT!!"

Your CAT will coldly gaze out the window with her back turned and think . . . "You'd better get going, or you're gonna be late".

Dogs are like loyal "guardians" who will never let harm come to you under any circumstances, and only want to be loved by a "cute b*tch who will give 'em some decent tail".

CATS HAVE STAFF.

;)

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Answer 2

Lately I've started to think that most people get a dog based on appearance. They want something little and cute that they can dress up or use as an accessory, or they want something big and tough to compensate for their lack of... ya know, or they want a dog like that one in the movie, or that the celebrity has... But do they bother to look into the training requirements for the dog? Do they realize that their tiny little snookums in the polka-dot dress was actually bred to kill rats and will become a holy terror if it doesn't get the required exercise? Nope. They don't. Poor, poor little snookums and all the rest of the pups that were purchased on a whim because "they look good". Of course appearance will have some influence on your decision of what dog to get, but it certainly shouldn't be number one. Ditching a dog because it doesn't match you anymore is a whole new low. Find a new sch class... sounds like those folks have their priorities messed up and I question their dedication to dogs.

Answer 3

Depends. You could wear an outfit that does not leave anything for the imagination then go take a walk where you know there are lots of men around and see. Now try this with a conservative approach and I think that you will find that dogs will always be dogs and the true gentlemen you will find.

Answer 4

No not all men are dogs 1 you have to look at the age group you are going after. 2 you have to look at the type of guys you are after. You need to look not for less physically attractive guys but the one that are shy and dont talk to you much. Most the ones that are seem really confident in themselves are the dogs not all but most

Answer 5

Yes girl!! Why you think they dogs best friend...cause they so closely related lol ha ha ha sorry man that was a good one. But yes most of them are dogs. The thing is that a lot of them think with their vienna sausages and not with their brains. Some get a little to confident and just think (and do) get a lot of girls and they think why stay with one when I can spread my (stupid low quality) seed. Cause some believe me should not be breeding. Man are soooo stupid because they could really be smart and treat girls with respect and not be dogs and we would be eating out of the palm of their hands but they are soo stupid....even when they "think" they are players they fail terribly we have out their cheating ...they are soo obvious. You know us girls are not as horny as guys...we get urges but can control them...guys just seem to find a leg and start humpin'. The good guys are the ones that are not brad pitts because they look beyond looks and are more into feelings and personalities. Us girls don't judge as hard as guys if at all. We look at personalities and we don't think guys are fat etc....whereas they do...they will judge girls on everything...before looking at personality. Girls may think guys are nice before thinking if they are a potential mate. It's just differences like that that makes us different and not like men.

Answer 6

Well i think every man has a dog in them but not all of them let it out. Like if some hoe walks up to a guy and is like, "2 dollars says i can make you jack off faster than you can say UUHH harder." Then no guy is gonna turn that down but not all men are like flea ridden dogs

Answer 7

Not all men are dogs, but at the teenage age and probably older hormones control a lot of their actions. There are a lot of good guys out there, but you have to choose them carefully. They are not always easy to find, because they come off as sweet at first, but most guys are controlled by the hormones.

Answer 8

I think ALL guys have a little bit of "dog" in them .
I mean
If a guy has a girlfriend and a really hot girl walks up to them and is like "wanna f*ck"
Are they going to say no .
UH NO

They are going to say yes

But there are girls out there like that to .

Answer 9

No!!! Sure some may be, but were not all the same. Im sure alot of men think the same way about women..... But rember u can't judge a book by it's cover!!

Answer 10

Truthfully yes......some contain it.better than others but yes.... when I'm at the beach and I see huge tittle my wiener gets hard.... I can't help it....that's why I just can't understand gas because even a thought can set off that thing......please your man in the morning and it will help a little though....hope that helps cause you ain't stopping mother nature