Bob, a retired sea dog visits a prostitute.
After a minute or two on the job, he enquires, "How am I doing m'dear?"
"In naval language, you're steaming ahead at three knots." she replies.
"How do you mean?" demands the sea dog, Bob.
"You're not in, you're not hard, and you're not getting your money back, was her reply. :(
2007-09-28 12:53:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PARO!! I don't get my jokes off websites and don't tell me to Shut up....
2007-09-28 13:31:03 · update #1
How dare anyone suggest that fidgety's jokes are got off the internet.This lady tells the funniest jokes on the site.
Just take a look at fidgety's other jokes and you will see how funny she is!
I think a few of the answers are by people who have had humour bypasses.
Is PARO normal? Take a look at your thumbs down!!!!
2007-09-29 03:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear. This has gone down like a lead balloon. You have edited the naughty bits out cos when I told it a few months ago it was funny!
2007-09-28 20:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by dozyllama 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
WTF, Why are so many people getting angry over a simple joke. It don't make sense. "Neh, i hated it is what a lot of people say", but why do they respond in such a hateful way? (cool it rhymes) Any ways, keep the great jokes coming.
2007-09-30 01:22:20 · answer #3 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLOLOL......
I actually got that joke. >> many people didnt ...
fidgetyfingers dont let anyone put you down... You are the best internet comedian ... whether the jealous people like it or not.
2007-09-29 07:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMSUIAO I've had that knotty question answered and it didn't half hurt LOL
2007-09-28 22:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cool
2007-09-29 04:52:29 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tacky and not funny! Sorry!
2007-09-28 20:08:39 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Good one, can't wait to tell it: th!
2007-09-28 20:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-29 10:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okayyyyyy
2007-09-28 20:05:15 · answer #10 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋