A couple have been married for fifteen years. One afternoon they are working in the garden together.
As the wife is bending over pulling weeds, the husband says, "Hey honey, you are getting fat. Your bum is getting huge. I bet it's as big as the gas grill now."
The husband, feelin' he needs to prove his point, gets a measuring tape, measures the grill and then measures his wife's bum.
"Yep," he says, "Just what I thought, they're about the same size!"
The wife gets very angry and decides to let him do the gardening alone. She goes inside and doesn't speak to her husband for the rest of the day.
That evening when they go to bed, the husband cuddles up to his wife and says, "How about it Honey? How about a little lovemaking?"
The wife rolls over and turns her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
She replies, "You don't think I'm going to fire up this big gas grill for one little weenie, do you?"
2007-09-28 12:35:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT WAS H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S ...
Right on fidgety fingers
2007-09-29 00:56:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I give it a 3
2016-05-21 01:22:29 · answer #2 · answered by mirta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckle, chuckle. I thought I saw the punch line coming but I didn't. Good one.
2007-09-28 12:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Michael A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 13:16:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I never ever make that mistake, I'd be strangled by my own tongue. LOL
2007-09-28 15:37:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical, always thinking of ways to save energy.
2007-09-28 12:54:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
keep 'em coming
2007-09-29 18:29:19 · answer #7 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa THAT IS FUNNY LoL
2007-09-30 03:47:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lmao ur good at this
2007-09-28 12:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG HAHAHA LOL!
I love this one! .... keep them coming!
2007-09-28 12:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by abcw 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-29 03:22:37 · answer #11 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋