A pre-school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word "definitely" in a sentence?"
First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."
Then a little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn the trees are brown." replied the teacher.
Smila from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Smila!! Of course not!"
"OK. Then I have definitely sh*t my pants."
2007-09-28 12:19:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Effing hilarious!! =)
2007-09-28 14:28:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2007-09-28 12:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Still good enough for a snicker after fifty years.
2016-05-21 01:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Safe to say that one pre-dates vacuum tubes lol
2007-09-28 12:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 13:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAH - I really did laugh out loud on the one - That was a good one, keep them coming
2007-09-28 20:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha nice one, that was really funny!
2007-09-30 04:37:59 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Them Nutty bits will get you every time. LOL
2007-09-28 15:32:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats the best joke
2007-09-28 12:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by tennispro9710 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is DEFINITELY funny
2007-09-28 15:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋