A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
2007-09-28 11:44:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...that's good! (**)
2007-10-04 23:02:42 · answer #1 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The CSM is the senior enlisted person in a unit of battalion size or higher. He advises the commander on all matters related to the units enlisted personnel, makes sure the other NCOs in the unit are doing their jobs correctly, makes sure the enlisted soldiers are provided for and deals with issues nobody else can handle. A SGM works as a staff NCO at units battalion and above. He's the senior NCO in his staff section and supervises the NCOs in that section.
2016-05-21 01:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by maryanne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 12:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-10-03 01:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by janine b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-10-06 07:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeh a good one....have a star
2007-09-28 11:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! lol =)
2007-10-01 10:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-29 03:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-28 13:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG
2007-10-06 07:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic :)
2007-10-01 09:56:58 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋