Atheist is in the forest-appreciating nature. Turns around to see a Grizzly bear. Mistakenly starts running. Bear chases. Looks back...bear is getting closer. Looks again and the bear swipes the atheist's legs...knocking him to the ground. As the bear raises its paw to land the deadly swipe the atheist says "GOD!" Everything freezes and the atheist finds himself standing before Jesus. "After denying me for so long..is it really appropriate to call me now? Jesus asks. The atheist thinks about it and says.."you're right...its too late to convert and accept you now..but do me a favor. Make the bear a Christian."
In the next moment the atheist is back under the bear and the bear is raising his paw...and then brings his paw down to meet his other one, bows his head and says "Father we thank you for this food...."
2007-09-28 11:11:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh you atheists are a lemon-faced bunch..lolol..that was FUNNY...Im with you Adam..move over!ROTF
2007-09-28 11:17:57 · update #1
LOL. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH! I NEEDED THAT AFTER ALL OF THIS SERIOUS STUFF!
2007-09-28 16:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by trace 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow someone actually cleaned it up a little. Previously everytime I saw this, the atheist simply exclaimed "Oh my god", at least this one makes a little more sense. Still, he could have said "Oh my god (exclamatory, not literally praying), save me!". And the "make the bear a Christian" thing still really doesn't make sense - how would that help him?
2016-05-21 01:00:55 · answer #2 · answered by maryjane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Loch Ness Monster version is funnier.
Edit: So, shall we start bringing out the "funny" jokes about Christians? There are hundreds of them, I'm sure you'd appreciate them, as open-minded as you are, Peanut.
2007-09-28 11:16:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
So a Christian bear eats an ex-atheist??
2007-09-28 11:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read that in a book and it simply said a man, not a "atheist" it might even said a Christian.
2007-09-28 11:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah no.
SInce I am educated. I would run perpendicularly to the bear. Bears do not turn well, especially after they have a good head of steam.
2007-09-28 11:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
This isn't as funny as the bit in the bible where god sent she bears to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald guy.
2007-09-28 11:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
2007-09-28 11:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this supposed to be a parable for the myth "there are no atheists in foxholes"?
2007-09-28 11:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by Sheed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DIE ATHEIST MWA HA HA HA HA
lol, not really
he should have a gun and shoot it. then he could eat it and have a bearskin rug.
PS- wild meat is good for you, better then beef and pork, etc
2007-09-28 11:20:27 · answer #10 · answered by saarahthebee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
theists only have two jokes. that one, and the one that ends with 'make your own dirt'.
2007-09-28 11:17:38 · answer #11 · answered by vorenhutz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋