i need blonde jokes!
the funny ones, not stupid ones, lol, please.
thanks=]
make me laughh ppl =]
2007-09-28 10:16:33 · 6 answers · asked by tazmaniandevil923 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were like killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"
I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!?!?!?
2007-09-28 10:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a hockey game, assuring her she would enjoy the excitement. Sure enough, two minutes into the game, the home team scored and the letters *G O A L* flashed clearly on the scoreboard. After cheering wildly with the rest of the crowd, the blonde finally settled down, and asked her boyfriend, "Which one of those guys is Al?"
2007-09-28 17:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by Vangorn2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
2007-09-29 23:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by G00NER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there once was a blond a Burnett and a red head. they were at the top of a cliff and a Ginnie said "jump off of the cliff and say what you would like to land in to". the red head jumped off and said "a boat to take me away" and she landed in a boat that took her away. the Burnett jumped off and said "money money money" and she landed in a lot of money. the blond tripped over a rock and said "crap!"
2007-09-28 17:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by Bradley D 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 18:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/
2007-09-28 17:31:30 · answer #6 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋