What is the worst, funniest, or most embarrasing thing you've done in church?

Question

Not "in a church" but during a service. Real situations only.

Answer 1

Once I had to go to the bathroom really bad, but held it in until the speaker was done, and then when I finally did get up (of course, since he was done, it was all quiet), my shift in position caused me to rip one of the largest farts of my adolescent life.

It really wasn't THAT embarrassing, in retrospect, I suppose... I mean,

"Everybody farts... sometimes"

Of course, when you're a teenager, you tend to view things differently.

Answer 2

At age 7 or 8, I was an acolyte at my dad's Methodist church. After lighting the candles, I sat facing the congregation in a chair set across the chancel from the pulpit.

On this particular Sunday, I had a loose tooth that my tongue seemed to find endlessly fascinating. During the sermon, tooth and tongue were playing together hot and heavy. Suddenly, and with a minor gush of blood, the tooth left it gummy home. I was, of course, wearing a white robe. So I took out the tooth, looked at it for a few minutes, and put it eventually in my pocket. Little did I know that the congregation had long since given up on hearing the sermon and had become more attentive to the little boy with a trickle of blood streaming down his chin.

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Answer 3

Well it was during a wedding which included a brief service. My son who was about 10 months belched sooo very loud right after our pastor declared them husband and wife; perfect timing. Everyone in the church laughed.

Answer 4

My Mom was standing up for praise and worship time and
her half slip from her dress was loose and fell all the way
to the floor so that is was in a circle on the floor around
her feet! I saw this happen and saw her take her sweater
off and put it over her slip that was on the floor - she picked
it up (along with the slip) as everyone sat down!
I thought it was funny - I was about 8 years old. LoL :0)

Answer 5

I was in my Grandmothers church and during the sermon I needed to go to the bathroom. The bathrooms were behind the pulpit.

When I came out the toilet paper was stuck in the top of my pants and was unrolling as I walked down the aisle.

Answer 6

This isn't something that I did, but that my little brother did when he was still in diapers.
He was chronically constipated, and one day in church he started making the "constipated and trying to make a bowel movement" noises in the middle of church. According to my mom, it was quite loud, and everybody knew exactly what he was doing.

Answer 7

The last time I was in a Christian church, Assembly of God, I saw the pastor say, "Homosexuals make the choice to go to hell because God said so."

I threw the buy-bull on the floor loudly and said, "That is a lie" as I walked out the door.

Answer 8

Worst...
My friends and I were having races in the downstairs of the church in wheelchairs that we found while mass was going on.

Answer 9

Oh wow, I have so many. Once, I was teaching the children's sermon and farted SO loud in the middle of leading a prayer. One of the children proceeded to say, "Ewww, Miss Delylah, your butt stinks!"

Another time I sneezed all over the back of the pew in front of me, including on the back of one of the older ladies' necks.

Answer 10

When I was a little kid (7-9), I was bored out of my mind in church.

I would take the donation envelopes in the pews and rip them up and fold them into words. During communion, I'd spell out words like "Space Ghost " and leave them on the seat.