There was this old coulple over 90 years, listening to a "holy radio station" when the preacher announced over the radio: "If you put one hand on the radio, and the other hand on a body part of yours that you want to be healed, I will heal it for you."
The old lady, puts one hand on the radio, the other one on her heart and the husband, puts one hand on the radio and one on his "private part".
The old lady looks at him and says: " He said he would heal it, not rise from the dead"!!
Please, star if you like it! Thank you!
2007-09-28 09:21:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard I passed a cheese sandwich through my nasal cavity :-)
2007-09-28 09:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by Lefty 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo lol it cute and hialrioussssss lmaooooooooooo
but the old man replied ti his old wife hey woman dont u know that miracles happen lol
cheers mate and have nice lol
2007-09-28 09:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny every time I hear it. Star for you
=oP
2007-09-28 10:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a star :D
2007-09-28 09:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA! HA! that was funny. star for you
2007-09-28 09:24:58 · answer #5 · answered by karmenchicago 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
*lol* cute have a star
2007-09-28 10:14:17 · answer #6 · answered by sexyred1129 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-09-28 11:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! that was good. have a star!
2007-09-28 11:08:27 · answer #8 · answered by LoLo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-09-28 09:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-09-28 09:32:31 · answer #10 · answered by Normal 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋