2007-09-28 09:11:56 · 17 answers · asked by Holiday Magic 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The man who lives next door. He fancies himself quite the handsome guy and he is anything but handsome. He struts around here wearing only a pair of shorts and boots. He even does this in the rain. He installed himself as the handyman in our building and the only thing I've seen him maintain is the 30 pack of beer he goes through every day. I know this, because he sits on the patio underneath my living room window and drinks the beer all day. He's loud and racist and I guess you wonder why this would amuse me. He's just so ridiculous,it makes me laugh.
2007-09-28 09:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by phlada64 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My Chemical Romance<3<3<3
2007-09-28 16:18:06 · answer #2 · answered by His Grace Is Enough 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Placing a mirror on the floor leaning against the wall and then putting a kitten or pup in front of it.
The first time is really amusing.
2007-09-28 16:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Calling my boyfriend "my chuncky monkey" LOL he's a former Marine and UFC fighter...he hurt his neck really back during training in May and hasn't been able to work out all these months. So naturally he's gained weight. He is worst than a girl about his weight and its just soooooo funny and cute to watch him get all flustered and be like "i don't wanna be a chuncky monkey :( ) It's just too cute. Here's this big guy alll tough and gets his feelings hurt and all pouty face when i tease him about his budda belly. LOL just cracks me up.
2007-09-28 16:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Hey U, Yeah U..Get over here 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jay Leno
2007-09-28 16:14:21 · answer #5 · answered by Candy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All the voices in my head telling stories, and some of the lovely questions I can answer humourously.
2007-09-28 18:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Deadlines.
2007-09-28 16:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by Stuart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laughter of children
2007-09-28 18:23:45 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Unaware 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Watching kittens "hunt" things
2007-09-28 16:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The absurdity of life.
2007-09-28 16:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋