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2007-09-28 08:22:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Bush family and the Kennedy family believe they are aristocrats, now that's a joke!
2007-09-28 08:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The best ones would get deleted. Try youtube or the movie "The Aristocrats." I thought Sarah Silverman's version was brilliant.
2007-09-28 08:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many Aristocrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One to call the electrician and two to mix the martinis.
2007-09-28 08:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Agellius CM 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's one! Stop me if you've heard this one before.
A bunch of thugs cruised into this tiny village one day and started to shoot the men,rape and kill the women and children,burn down the living quarters and loot the bank in the village.
One man ,who lay beaten and dieing looked up at one of the thugs and asked "Who are you guys?!"
And the thug pointed a rifle at the man and said"We're the Aristocracy!"
Then he shot the man.
2007-09-28 08:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Robert J W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may need to run a search, I don't think that this would be the best forum for those kinds of jokes
2007-09-28 08:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a family walked into a casting agents office and the dad says..."we have this great act.....it goes like this....................bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleepbleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep
We call it "THE ARISTOCRATS"
sorry, damn yahoo mods.
2007-09-28 08:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋