I mean, if the sauce was too spicy for Jesus to handle, then that would mean He's not really a the Son of God, right? But if he could handle a really picante hot sauce, then that would mean that he was incapable of making a seriously hot salsa! Couldn't God create some super habaneros for him or something? Help please!
2007-09-28 08:15:34 · 6 answers · asked by TubThumpin 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have long been a fan of extremely hot foods. I think I could safely say that I've grown some habaneros so hot that Jesus Himself wouldn't have been man enough to eat them. I'm talking -- break out in a sweat, see flashes of light, makes your ears ring, makes your heart race, and takes your breath away -- HOT! If Christ was capable of suffering on the cross, He would surely suffer eating my "Hotter than Hell" salsa.
I'd be interested to learn if there are any really hot peppers that are native to the Holy Lands.
2007-09-28 08:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who drinks milk after eating something spicy? Sounds like a recipe for projectile vomiting.
2007-09-28 08:19:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just curious...... do you fine it enjoyable to hurt people or upset people who have never done anything to you.. No matter how hard I try I cannot understand one persons desire to deliberately say or do something to another for no reason other than sheer meanness. Even my 6 year old knows better than that. Honestly Religious or not it says very little about you as a person..Maybe you should worry a little more about you and less about Jesus and hot sauce..
2007-09-28 08:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by Petra 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My friend the J-man ( also known as Chooey) has no problem consuming ANYTHING hot. After all, he drives away the devil, doesn't he? Give Him respect-and credit!
2007-09-28 08:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is too powerful or great for God!
2007-09-28 08:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lover of Blue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, only Chuck Norris could do this.
Jesus, was, after all, human...
2007-09-28 08:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋