I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am
I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions
I don't get wasted at parties and act like a clown
and I know how to put the damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt
my belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut
and I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch
or yell like Tarzan when my head-board gets a notch
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind
I'm a woman you see -- I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side
I'm a woman, you know -- I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two boobs and squat when I pee
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand
stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band
or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm glad I'm a woman, a woman you see
you can forget all about that old penis envy
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks
join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my dick
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful it's true
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
2007-09-28 08:15:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooooooooooooooo funny bunny no 8 lol your jokes always gives me thw laughter the wild laughter lol
well i am glad i am a man coz i will get to live off budsweiser beer and nutts . and do aal the things which u dont want to do lmaoooooooo
cheers NO 8 this time u became poetic so i will name miss poetic . lol funny bunny NO8 u got brains of comedian, puzzler , and poet lmaoooooooooo u r a total genius keep up the food work lol 10/10 for this funny poem joke lol
2007-09-28 09:36:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Good for you. Too bad you will never the joy of being a man. Yes its official mean are happier than women. Now where is the spam and beer!
2007-09-28 08:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by shadouse 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I'm glad you're a woman, yes
I'm glad of it too
I'll chase you till nightfall
Then button your zoo
2007-09-28 09:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
noa08, Very nice darlin but kinda harsh !There are some of us good men who are none of those things ! I will not lower myself to point out the unpleasent things that some women do !
2007-09-28 08:46:26 · answer #4 · answered by lonewolf 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one.
Star for you!
=oP
2007-09-28 09:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good for you, but believe me, the grass is most definatly greener on this side!
2007-09-28 09:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-28 08:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Though I am not quite like that.
But I too, am glad you are a woman!
2007-09-28 08:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely brill lol
2007-09-28 08:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by rayvon :-) 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Standing ovation from me my girl!
2007-09-28 09:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋