I was wondering what my fellow Pastafarians think about this?
RAmen!
2007-09-28 07:47:31 · 9 answers · asked by Pathofreason.com 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now your getting it carl!
2007-09-28 07:52:39 · update #1
FSM doesn't get hungry.
And he doesn't have to obey your "human" logic.
LOL
2007-09-28 07:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, the FSM is beyond human logic. He can consume whatever He wants because he is the infinite triad of the Meat, the Cheese, and the holy Flour. Some people claim that such a creator is impossible, but that is only because they are stuck within the temporal cage of human experience. FSM is beyond that, outside time and space, hot or cold, linguini or Ziti, Marinara or Fettucini.
2007-09-28 14:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Earl Grey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The divine FSM IS a meatball so hot he can't eat it.
2007-09-28 14:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe He does not need to consume in the same manner that we mortals must, ergo, he does not eat.
Speaking of heat, if we don't get more pirates on this planet soon to carry His message, we all will certainly suffer the effects of global warming.
RAmen
2007-09-28 22:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The FSM is not omnipotent, he just happens to be more potent than anyone else.
2007-09-28 14:51:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Do not blame the FSM for your problems, sinful non-believer!! It is not our place to question. I will continue dodging the question and hurling judgment at you until you go away and leave me alone!!!!!
Still there?...Burn, infidel, burn!!!! That's a-spicy-ameata-ball!!!
Whew. Well dodged on my part.
2007-09-28 15:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kris G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he could, and then he would share it with everyone else, because He is a good and saucy deity! RAmen!
2007-09-28 14:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that He would Really Rather You Didn't worry about pointless question like that, and actually got on with your life.
2007-09-28 14:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Simon T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course he could because he's imaginary
However God could not because He's real.
2007-09-28 14:51:29 · answer #9 · answered by carl 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋