God could create a cake so big even he couldn't eat it. But he can do anything so he could eat it. But he made it so big he could not eat it, so on and so forth.
There, God dosen't exist, Frisbeetarianism is the only faith. It's undeniable. Undeniable.
2007-09-28 07:31:24 · 12 answers · asked by Mustapher Crap 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God fears cake.
2007-09-28 07:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Frisbeetarianism could create a cake so big even they couldn't eat it. But they are undeniable so they could eat it. But they made it so big they could not eat it, so on and so forth.
2007-09-28 07:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by each may believe differently 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can do it with a hot burrito too (just ask Homer Simpson.)
The frisbeetarianism thing sounds cool. Do I get to fly frisbees?
2007-09-28 07:34:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
To interpret omnipotence as the capability to do anything is wrong and inherently self contradictory. God's is omnipotent such that he can accomplish all his purposes. He cannot and does not do arbitrary anythings. For example he does not lie, cheat, steal, deceive, or cease to be God.
2007-09-28 07:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh for goodness sake...my grandfather use to say the same thing...but it was a stone that God couldn't lift. Silliness if you ask me.
2007-09-28 08:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by Misty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for proving the bible is truth. You are in it Psalm 14:1 and 53:1 all about you my friend
2007-09-28 07:35:28 · answer #6 · answered by jesussaves 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Yawn...
Ya know, we atheists are beginning to sound like the broken record we accuse the theists of being...
Got anything ORIGINAL?
2007-09-28 07:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
OOH! CAKE! I love cake!
2007-09-28 07:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Her pinkness will crush you with her all loving hoof for your infidelity.
2007-09-28 07:35:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL at primoa.
2007-09-28 07:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋