A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa."
The father said, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. Father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers,which went like this - "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma. Next day the grandmother died.
My gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. Couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be OK. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch."
2007-09-28 07:10:04 · 10 answers · asked by miki 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*lol* cute have a star
2007-09-28 10:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by sexyred1129 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not alone . There is so much more to life than to end it after this . I believe that everyone was put on this life for a reason , and everyone will have to go through some extremely difficult times in their life , but there isn't anything that you can't handle . I just hope you take the time to read this and reconsider your decision . I've been where you are , I know how it feels to be alone and depressed . I got through it and I have no doubt that you can get through it to . Don't throw away this life you were given , it's not worth it . I wish you the best of luck . And who knows , if you were to tell your parents what happened they will probably put their differences aside and help you through this . You can't let that scum that raped you stay out there in the world , you should do something about it .
2016-04-06 05:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard this joke in years! Still funny though.
2007-09-28 07:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by JoBos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard other version, but this one is creepy and funny...I LIKE IT!
2007-09-28 07:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by lala girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny :O
2007-09-28 12:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was everyone dying ? o.k never mind I get it know the mail man was the little girls real daddy :)
2007-09-28 07:16:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2007-09-28 07:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thyat is funny
2007-09-28 20:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Memi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... cute
2007-09-28 07:15:56 · answer #9 · answered by browneyedgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT!
2007-09-28 07:25:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋