A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
"Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office.
"Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.
"Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor reports, "those aren't bags, those are your boobs, and if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
2007-09-28 06:53:57 · 14 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*giggles Marge Simpson style*
2007-09-28 07:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey,
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2014-08-29 12:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Christians should LOVE this joke, especially my mom, since she's always complaining about the immorality of plastic surgery. Um, for that guy that said that he didn't bother to read it because it's a God joke, why the hell did you even click on the question link?! The questioner WARNED you that it was about God! It's not like they sneaked up on you! Point-greedy person.
2016-05-20 23:45:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2016-12-24 03:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as well that the screw did not turn her ar*s as she could be farting/bullsh*tting out of her mouth.
2007-09-28 21:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, should have come with instructions and warnings.
Star for you!
2007-09-28 08:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I liked it!
2007-09-28 07:05:33 · answer #7 · answered by Middy S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-28 11:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*lol* cute have a star
2007-09-28 10:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by sexyred1129 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lollol
2007-09-28 08:06:52 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋